Cornerman
$1,000
Set it aside once.

Results tested on 518 cards / 2012–2024 / one bankroll

Bet the night, not the fight.

Put your UFC money aside once. Each card, a fixed slice of it is split across the fights. Here's what a good run of that looks like, and at the end, every other way it could have gone.

01 · Draw

First, ten percent comes out

Before a single fight, 100.00 of the $1,000 is set aside for tonight. The other $900 sits out the night, whatever happens.

02 · Split · 14 JAN 2012

Then it's spread across the card

UFC 142 · 10 fights · $100.00 to betnight −$22.18
01Mendes v Aldoskip
02Massenzio v Palharesskip
03Silva−530$25.00−$25.00
04Etim+275$2.00−$2.00
05Tavares−125$1.30+$1.04
06Johnson+115$25.00−$25.00
07Alcantara−192$25.00+$13.02
08Pyle−530$10.80+$2.04
09Arantes+155$7.10+$11.00
10Gonzaga−140$3.80+$2.71

8 bets, sized by edge. 2 sat out.

03 · Settle

What comes back sizes the next one

UFC 142 · 10 fights · $100.00 to betnight −$22.18
01Mendes v Aldoskip
02Massenzio v Palharesskip
03Silva−530$25.00−$25.00
04Etim+275$2.00−$2.00
05Tavares−125$1.30+$1.04
06Johnson+115$25.00−$25.00
07Alcantara−192$25.00+$13.02
08Pyle−530$10.80+$2.04
09Arantes+155$7.10+$11.00
10Gonzaga−140$3.80+$2.71

8 bets, sized by edge. 2 sat out.

04 · Repeat · a top 10% run

Then again. 518 times.

The same rule on the same 518 real cards, shuffled. This run beat 9 in 10 of 2,000 shuffles; the median and the worst are at the end.

Card+/−Bankroll
1 / 518 cards

This run's worst stretch, and the way back

Down 45%.

Back in 84 cards.

old high $13,219low $7,289

A high of $13,219 at card 359, a low of $7,289 at card 419, and a new high 84 cards later. Bets were smallest exactly when the bankroll was.

The run you watched

+1404% over 518 cards. A good run: better than 9 in 10. Here is where all 2,000 landed.

$1,000 → $15,044

Every run · the same 518 cards, shuffled 2,000 times · 10% a card

$1,000$3,000$10,000
card 100card 200card 300card 400card 500
  • Top 10% run (the one above)$15,044
  • Median$5,959
  • Real 2012–2024 order$5,629
  • 1 in 10 finished below$2,107
  • Worst of 2,000$217

Band: the middle 80% of runs. White: the median at each card. Green: the run above. Grey: the real 2012–2024 order. Dashed: the worst run.

96% of runs finished above $1,000. The typical one finished near $5,959; the worst, at $217.

And these use the best closing price across books. At the prices US apps offer, expect less, likely 6–8% a year. Past cards aren't future ones.

SliceLow 10%MedianTop 10%
standard10%$2,107$5,959$15,044
steady5%$1,573$2,659$4,231

Final bankroll from $1,000 after 518 cards, across 2,000 shuffles. Steady halves the slice: a smaller top, a firmer floor.

The receipts · the real 2012–2024 order, every bet

Every card from 14 JAN 2012 to 14 DEC 2024 with closing prices on record, in date order: bout, fighter backed, closing odds, stake, result, bankroll. Each pick used only what was known before that card. It finished at $5,629.